Stuttering Freak Brother Update x

**chalice** · 10-24-2013, 02:21 PM

Now, in the grand tradition of these cruel chronicles, I will be reporting to you at varying stages of drunkennesses (good word, wordoes) and woppness. Holy fuckballs haven't things ended up on the wrong side of the road on this season of stuttering freak brother update. The following scenes may be unsuitable for children or faggots.

Given the ongoing skism between mien glorious self and she who must be set adrift in asbestos, some manner of mutual nurture ground had to be appropriated. All this, of course, without needless social work snipers positioned anywhere in the area, to my knowledge at least. Chalice brood would stay at the mansion to the left where all those slippery paternal years can slither by so slickly. Which would've been idyllic, of course, save for the expanding malevolence of my stuttering freak brother, whom I think I may have mentioned at one intermittent disaster or another.

I don't even know where to start with this one so it'll come in instalments. Like Idol's living relatives.

**megabyteme** · 10-24-2013, 08:02 PM

:popcorn:

**chalice** · 10-25-2013, 01:03 PM

Quickly employing full use of my good old brain, I used the reasoning of while my kids stayed the weekends, that fucking guttersnipe wouldn't come with shooting distance of the matriarchal homestead. This was fine, for a while. Slowly he and his skag hag girlfriend seeped on the scene. Another update I might do later involves him getting bail conditions tied to my mother's house. Fair enoughski, but I de-fucking-creed that my children would witness no drug use or paraphernalia. Went into my daughtrer's room to make sure it was okay for sleeping. Lying on the bed were a cashbag full blue vallium, a big whack of smack, works and all. Suffice to say I went fucking supernova.

Much violence was performed and a few new swear words got coined. Such was the intensity of the proceedings, I found myself in the emergency ward, while my mate chatted the hotpants off some euroskank, being treated for a morphine overdose, which clearly didn't catch. I took the overdose, not the euroskank. They're oblivious to the effects of drugs.

**megabyteme** · 10-25-2013, 05:24 PM

Curious what quantity constitutes a street-level dose of morphine. I get pills, which I know are different than the injectable kind.

**TheFoX** · 10-25-2013, 10:03 PM

Oobey Doobey...

**chalice** · 10-26-2013, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Curious what quantity constitutes a street-level dose of morphine. I get pills, which I know are different than the injectable kind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buprenorphine

**mjmacky** · 10-26-2013, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by chalice

Went into my daughtrer's room to make sure it was okay for sleeping. Lying on the bed were a cashbag full blue vallium, a big whack of smack, works and all. Suffice to say I went fucking supernova.

So, you're daughter has started on mellowing out and doing smack?

**chalice** · 10-27-2013, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by chalice

Went into my daughtrer's room to make sure it was okay for sleeping. Lying on the bed were a cashbag full blue vallium, a big whack of smack, works and all. Suffice to say I went fucking supernova.

So, you're daughter has started on mellowing out and doing smack?

No, I am not my daughter.