Ask Santa what you want for Christmas

[Darth Sushi]

Go ahead and ask Santa what you want:

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Dear Santa,

I want:

• An iPad Air (128GB)
• A 13-inch MacBook Pros with Retina display (2.6GHz, 8GB mem, 1TB HD)
• A 3D-Printer
• A supermodel girlfriend
• An end to all wars, conflict, whatever
• Peace on Earth

But if you cannot give me everything, you can drop the last two items on the list.

Love,
Sushi

[IdolEyes787]

Sear Danta,

As you appear to be god-like or a least magic like that Harry Potter guy,please bring Paul Walker back to life and have Vin Diesel die in a car accident instead.

If that is not possible then I'm willing to settle for Ludacris.

[megabyteme]

Go ahead and ask Santa what you want:

Dear Santa,

What you want?

[Mr. Mulder]

Dear somehow white, english speaking jesus:

i would like the following (with Amazon prime delivery):

1. peace in the middle east (i don't know where exactly that is or what’s going on over there but you should definitely have a word. I saw something about it on bbc news the other day and it didn't look good...)

2. A chicken tikka masala with rice and peshwari naan.

3. The will to stop smoking.

4. The ability to point at any woman and have them expose their breasts to me with a smile. (The way i see this working is that all women from 16 to 109 years of age are somehow born knowing they have to do this and so they wear nice bras or no bra at all and basically i can just point to any woman and they have to show me their hooters and smile at me. I don't want to slap them around or anything, i'm not greedy like that )

5. A bus ticket for the month of December

6. i've been looking at a lot of pictures of Emma Stone recently, i think i'll marry her one day so i guess some help with that, maybe her email address so i can get the ball rolling

...That's all for now

[Darth Sushi]

Yikes, Mulder! You really want to see breasteses over 109 years old? You should add a tire pump to that list.

[Mr. Mulder]

Good thinking. Cross off peace in the middle east and change it to a titty pump

[IdolEyes787]

1. peace in the middle east

You mean like Cambridge?

4.

[Alien5]

I want a titty COck PUmP

[Artemis]

Dear Santa,

As the proud possessor of children, I would REALLY like a self cleaning house for Christmas.

[mjmacky]

Dear Santa,

As the proud possessor of children, I would REALLY like a self cleaning house for Christmas.

If a clean house is that important, move away from the children. Don't inform them, but leave them like the equivalent of $20 to create the smallest of buffers for their transition into fending for themselves.