Does anybody remember deboard? I had made a promise here to sneak it into a paper I edited so that it may face the possibility of being published. I have yet to meet the contextual situation in scientific writing to enact my diabolical scheme, but it does remain on my long-term list.
Anyways, while I was working on this bimetallic multiligand catalyst paper, a word was born of serendipitous nature, and it immediately earned my affection. I want to share it with you literate types in the off chance of feedback.
I'm always palming my touch pad in such a way that I'm unintentionally clicking in areas that were not on my immediate agenda (this should explain the tranny/beastiality pages in my browser history). While I was writing an editorial comment in the aforementioned manuscript, I started to type "portion" in one of these unintended areas. I somehow managed to insert my text cursor between the 'o' and 'n' in electronic and realized it after I typed the first three letters of portion.
There I was, awe-struck at this new word, electropornic. This is also a tale of disappointment; Google soon after informed me of the prevalence of "Electroporn". However, the adjectival form remains novel. What can I do with it? Does it even have enough play for me to consider devoting more time into its nourishment? For instance, it could be used to define and label diminished emotional responses to real life situations that can be correlated with saturated exposure to them on the internet. I think it could work.
Mary, who spends most of her afternoons being unproductive by focusing on glowing diodes, stroked her hairless pussy with electropornic indifference, for Facebook and YouTube robbed her of the fervor afforded by youth and ignorance.
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