Best movies of all time (Do Not Discuss)

[chalice]

Anyway, to each his own, and I'm perfectly willing to accept that you're only happy watching something wherein at least eighty per cent of the actors therein are deceased. Is that your criteria? Can't recall a recent occurrence where you actually said something positive about the medium you proclaim to love so much. If I'm wrong, which is a considerable probability, please to be accepting my profuse unapologies.

I can't recall an occurrence,recent or otherwise,where I proclaimed a love of cinema.
I have however said on numerous occasions that I liked some "recent" movie, some of them even being not so universally praiseworthy( the Dredd remake ironically springs to mind).

Things I don't especially like though and probably never will and have also stated this, are films lacking rootable protagonists or satisfying if not necessarily happy endings or ones that insult their audience.
I'm also not enamoured of cruelty or violence seemingly for violence sake. Hence me not being a fan of certain genres or directors or in the case of '70's,time periods.

Yeah well, you're fortunate I can't remember posting any of the above or I might have some searing insight as to what you just said. Reading back, it's pure gobbledegook on my part. And that's how it should be. Where the fuck do you think you are, movie world or something?

Also, I heartily recommend Valium tandemed with the vino rouge for posting pish on the internets.

[TheFoX]

I liked django

You say that in the past tense. I gather you no longer like it, which means it is no longer your best movie of all time, is it now?

[mjmacky]

To me, it's how a man so unshakable in his determination bears all kinds of trespasses yet does not continuously need to proclaim them or have them reaffirmed.

Good point if you were not also describing The Waterboy.

Despite your insistence, I'm not going to rewatch a film from the 90s just to see if I'd still like it. At the least, I'm not doing that sort of thing much these days since I've found that most 80s and 90s films turn into big piles of suck after fermentation. If it was really worthwhile, I'd have watched it again. For this, I am describing The Waterboy.

[mjmacky]

Now we all know of your penchant for mental scenarios, and the lavish playing out of them, but your little mental tableau this time....it did involve a big fucking gun I take it?

Oh yeah, Art, you will indeed take my big fucking gun, you will take it all the way inside. I'm glad to have you on board with what we'll be calling my penis.

[Artemis]

Now we all know of your penchant for mental scenarios, and the lavish playing out of them, but your little mental tableau this time....it did involve a big fucking gun I take it?

Oh yeah, Art, you will indeed take my big fucking gun, you will take it all the way inside. I'm glad to have you on board with what we'll be calling my penis.

Well done..... to clarify, you will need a large caliber hand gun in order to be able to use your 'big gun' otherwise I will turn you into a piano accordion.

[IdolEyes787]

I liked django

You say that in the past tense. I gather you no longer like it, which means it is no longer your best movie of all time, is it now?

With the exclusion of "Unchained" obviously he's referring to the original Franco Nero,Spaghetti Western version and feels that he can no longer support the Italian film industry due to the country's immense political corruption.

In light of that, I'm expecting him to soon stop liking everything made in Hollywood as well.

[mjmacky]

Oh yeah, Art, you will indeed take my big fucking gun, you will take it all the way inside. I'm glad to have you on board with what we'll be calling my penis.

Well done..... to clarify, you will need a large caliber hand gun in order to be able to use your 'big gun' otherwise I will turn you into a piano accordion.

From what I gather, you're asking me to fill you with a sizeable load when this goes down. How do you feel about doggy style?

[roettgers]

Terminator 2

[Silentkat]

Back to the future ....hands down

[Riptide]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is IMO one of my all time favorites. So many good movies it's hard to choose a #1 IMO.