Worst thing ever

**jeppreysayz** · 04-01-2014, 01:24 AM

I started watching How I Met Your Mother since the 2nd/3rd season and then falling asleep right before the finale (today), waking up, and catching the last 2 minutes of the episode =/

**IdolEyes787** · 04-01-2014, 11:36 AM

I fairly sure that the Holocaust was the worst thing ever but this thread did narrowly edge out the Bubonic plague for second.

Oh sorry, I forgot about Mary's marriage.

**megabyteme** · 04-01-2014, 12:55 PM

The "two post rule" must come in around 4th then...

**mjmacky** · 04-01-2014, 07:11 PM

We're glazing over the fact that it awakes only to continue consuming what it feels is the worst thing ever.

Somebody provide either a spiked paddle or a number to a suicide hotline.

**mjmacky** · 04-01-2014, 07:13 PM

Why have they not come up with a better colloquial term for suicide hotline? I can't stop imagining it as a place where people say, "go fuck yourself, then go fucking kill yourself."

**megabyteme** · 04-01-2014, 07:31 PM

Some people just need a little bit of professional encouragement.

**megabyteme** · 04-02-2014, 10:58 AM

In fact, I see an opportunity for good old fashioned American competition. We get some phone numbers that are just one digit off of the existing hotlines', then charge like $75/min (like they are going to care, right?) to help them through the challenges standing between them and their "goal".

Whatcha say, Mary, 60/40 -my plan/your charm?

**mjmacky** · 04-04-2014, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

In fact, I see an opportunity for good old fashioned American competition. We get some phone numbers that are just one digit off of the existing hotlines', then charge like $75/min (like they are going to care, right?) to help them through the challenges standing between them and their "goal".

Whatcha say, Mary, 60/40 -my plan/your charm?

Get it started, do 100% of the work, give me 100% of the earnings, then go kill yourself.