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    only if it is scent first class


    what can a tin can do that a can cant?
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    drink from a tin cup


    Why are violets blue and not violet?

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    they don't want to be a pansy


    Why is the television screen always at the front of the box?
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    because the matter, antimatter inducer must be aligned with the tube's nacelle and the front of the box


    If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

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    it is a job for to die son


    where does the dust come from in an empty room?
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    pixie


    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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    in case you are blind drunk



    can cows graze in a coal or oil field?
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    sure, just light a fire and you got BBQ



    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

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    only pantomime cows

    where does all the water go when the tide goes out?
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    lunch


    Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

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