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    no (...its raining and you may melt or rust your rocker even!)

    Why is thunder after lightning?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    because when most people see the lightning they start shitting themselves


    should we be forced to listen to musak?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Yes, cutting ones ears off would hurt.

    Does all music stem from the classical types?
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    Only when they fart.

    Why does Oleg post on this forum, when he could be getting laid?
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    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    he gets his thrills from duping some members on the forum


    why is six times three not twenty?
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    It is if you already have too.

    Is life a joke?
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    nobody is looking forward to the punch line

    where have all the flying saucers gone to?
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    They have gone too long, or too short, depending on your own internal perspective.

    Why does shit stink?
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    to prevent sewage workers losing their environmental bonus



    why is fly fishing so secretive?
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    because the fishes are in school


    Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

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