they are like the rest of us, starts with a fumble.
who guides a blind dog?
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they are like the rest of us, starts with a fumble.
who guides a blind dog?
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Sushi Lord
squirrels
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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it is too expensive to employ a pied piper type to catch them
why do salmon leap?
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because they cannot hop
If Noah had woodpeckers on the ark, where did he keep them?
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in a cage fed by a saline drip.
why does water not fall off the earth?
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Water forms in puddles; puddles are stuck to the ground with mud.
Why must I always explain science to you guys?
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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everyone has their niche
why does the mud not fall of the earth? Oh! great one.
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At the center of the earth is a giant boot. Everyone knows mud only comes off boots onto carpets.
Suicide is illegal. What's a fair punishment?
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rescussitation. recuss. rescit.CPR
why don't we drown when we drink water?
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cuz you were wearing a life jacket
Are witches good spell checkers?
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