It's better to have chaps on your knees instead of your arse just in case diarrhea strikes quickly
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
It's better to have chaps on your knees instead of your arse just in case diarrhea strikes quickly
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
snoopy
where do they get water to put in bottles?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Antarctica
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
only if someone is watching
if the sun fails to rise in the morning who would wake it up?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
The night shift is usually looking to go home after a long night of drunks, bums, and teens with noisy mufflers, so they know to put in a call if the morning crew doesn't show.
If the sun started slacking off (missing shifts, swerving in the sky, getting inflammatory remarks tattooed in visible places) should it get fired? Or suspended?
you can do what you want with it. we never see it anyway(Scotland)
If a house is a semi, what would it be if it really got excited?
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a full house
Do both sexes get a right to vote if Scotland secedes from the UK? (It took 100's of years for that to happen here in the states.)
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
because there is a fat chance that they would not like it
why cant penguins fly? (not the chocolate biscuit)
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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