yes, it is canned music to their ears
who was the brilliant town planner who built stations exactly where the trains would arrive?
yes, it is canned music to their ears
who was the brilliant town planner who built stations exactly where the trains would arrive?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
As always, the best-trained one.
How many stars are there in the universe (besides Burt Reynolds)?
...and that's more than the prolific posters on FST can say, because... well, they're prolific posters on FST.
infinite+one(Burt)
why do people distrust me?
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They distrust those polka dot shorts on your avatar.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
if someone else cooks them
could you sleep if you had to listen to musak all night?
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only with a good uppercut to the chin
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
hit it with a hammer
do carpet layers get piles?
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Only if they sit on the carpet to long.
How are light bulbs really made?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
They take all the heavy stuff out off them
Where does the electricity go when you switch a light off?
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