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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    yes, it is canned music to their ears


    who was the brilliant town planner who built stations exactly where the trains would arrive?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    As always, the best-trained one.

    How many stars are there in the universe (besides Burt Reynolds)?
    ...and that's more than the prolific posters on FST can say, because... well, they're prolific posters on FST.

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    infinite+one(Burt)


    why do people distrust me?
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    They distrust those polka dot shorts on your avatar.



    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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    humas

    Under what circumstance would you be willing to eat a family member?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    if someone else cooks them


    could you sleep if you had to listen to musak all night?
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    only with a good uppercut to the chin


    How do I set my laser printer on stun?

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    hit it with a hammer


    do carpet layers get piles?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Only if they sit on the carpet to long.

    How are light bulbs really made?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    They take all the heavy stuff out off them


    Where does the electricity go when you switch a light off?
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