your nose is running away from your smelly feet
if carrots are good for your eyesight why don't opticians sell them?
your nose is running away from your smelly feet
if carrots are good for your eyesight why don't opticians sell them?
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the rabbits refuse to grant permission
Is it really possible to have a "civil" war?
As long as you don't take liberties
why don't plums grow exactly in the centre of the tree?
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plumb-bob keeps eating the center plums
Why did Noah not swat those two mosquitoes?
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because it was not in Russell Crowe's script
did god tell Moses to keep taking the tablets?
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no, he said switch to capsules
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
yes, because you will be returning to your previous weight
if you do not put anything between two slices of bread is it still a sandwich?
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yup, a jammed sandwich
Do all screwdrivers belong to Phillip?
especially the one in the Paris underpass
instead of turning left, if you went straight on, would you be right?
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No since you obviously are blind!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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