Because video killed the radio star and now it is really only Simon Cowell in a shed producing everything
Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Because video killed the radio star and now it is really only Simon Cowell in a shed producing everything
Why do birds suddenly appear?
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because they really come out off the blue.
why does it always rain on me? I think we are starting to wax lyrical.
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Because the gods think you are English
If you plant a bulb why doesn`t a light tree grow?
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it depends if you plant it at ohm, or watt bulb you use.
why do nettles sting you even if you have not harmed them?
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because they are evil little buggers, plants have feelings too
If space is a vacuum then does that mean Hoover owns it?
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if it has moved out off Britain it must be Dyson
is your area subject to flooding?
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Only if I leave the tap on
Why do the wheels go round and round on the bus?
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to create greater profits for Stagecoach
was the barrow the first vehicle, only one wheel available.
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NO, have you not played BC`s quest for tyres? (I spell it with a y)
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Do sub-atomic particles only appear under water?
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only when they are part of trident
why don't we wear wellies upside down?
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