because the doctor slapped your mum when your fugly face was born.Originally Posted by megabyteme
how come I never get an egg with an eggroll?
Sushi Lord
because the doctor slapped your mum when your fugly face was born.
how come I never get an egg with an eggroll?
Poster
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because you have already been laid.
why am I not rich?
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Sushi Lord
because your name is boab, not rich.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Quickly.
How do you get two 4-year olds to eat?
Poster
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feed them*
why does nobody fall off the end of the earth?
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Poster
Because of Sandra Bullock
Sushi Lord
Blankety blank (fucking noobs)
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Poster
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because big mac makes the rules to go
If Chinese medicine is that good, why do they have operating theatres?
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Sushi Lord
because there are too many movie pirates
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Poster
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because I have never heard the saying.
would you send a text to someone who cant read?
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