extra large silver pants (I felt a balloon pants Prince reference coming on)
As jelly fish can be very dangerous why doesn`t Rowntree jelly babies have to have a warning notice on every packet?
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extra large silver pants (I felt a balloon pants Prince reference coming on)
As jelly fish can be very dangerous why doesn`t Rowntree jelly babies have to have a warning notice on every packet?
Last edited by Gribley; 08-05-2016 at 08:02 AM.
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because the purchasers cannot read, they are suckers
if a watch does not have a second hand how does it know when a minute has passed?
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time is relative, therefor you only think a minute has passed when actually bugger all happened so who needs the extra hand (apart from the one armed man in the fugitive)
Is toilet paper hazardous waste after you have a chicken tikka phall
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in large volumes, yes.
do you think that people should cut down on spicy food after a certain age?
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Got to balance the heart burn against the colonic flush that a good curry offers in return. When we get old a curry flush can be a good, albeit hot, thing
Why do my socks have a draw when clearly they have no artistic tendancy
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maybe it has something to do with the charcoal inserted to reduce the odour.
why are we not watching the Olympics?
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I am but it is just a slow bike ride at the moment and we all know the Americans, China and (maybe now) Russia will win everything apart from Sailing, Canoe and track cycle anyway. Well live in hope but our UK 4 pence budget probably isn`t helping.... bet they flew out on Ryanair economy
I have a desktop fan, why doesn`t it give me a hug now and again to show me the love.
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fans are funny, one minute blowing hot the next minute blowing cold
we had a budget shop in the town for a few weeks. why did it not take off?
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because helium costs more than 1 pound
When I turn on my lights do they get excited?
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only if you are ohm alone
why don't cobblers sell cobbles?
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