they will only ply their trade north of ground level
why don`t we play pin the tale on the blue whale, it would be much easier than using a donkey
they will only ply their trade north of ground level
why don`t we play pin the tale on the blue whale, it would be much easier than using a donkey
the amount of water required limits the arena size
when you turn a portrait round why cant you see the back of the head?
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because it would show the models bald spot
Why does 'health and safety' allow paper in the workplace when those cuts can really hurt?
I agree, you would think 'one sheet' would be enough.
where does the sun go to on a cloudy day?
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I think it goes off and plays with the moon. My astronomic knowledge knows no bounds
If a giant sun flare could kill us all would factor 50 help?
there would be nobody left to apply it correctly
if a cat chases its tail is always going to finish second?
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Depends on the drug dosage and nationality
If I spontaneously combust would I need to pay extra fuel allowance tax?
yes, but you should have taken this into account when you were simmering
is it too late for me to enter the olympics?
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If you have your skis then you are sorted get in there
(sorry couldn`t think of a better one, having a very bad afternoon with wife)
Does using my sat-nav mean that I have missile targeted on me at all times unless I am under a bridge or somewhere inconvenient?
you could send the missile back and say it is inconvenient at the moment
why cant we all have a Dorian Gray moment just to see the look on some peoples face, or my own for that matter.
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