It does keep excellent gossip/spy records
Why is gravity such a downer?
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It does keep excellent gossip/spy records
Why is gravity such a downer?
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I blame Newton, he did not realise the gravity of his discovery.
if it is ' all water under the bridge' why don't we see the stuff when there is a drought?
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Because there is no flow in a drought, the homeless have all all taken the 'stuff' to build a lean to.
Why grow grass in your garden that you can`t smoke?
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because the remainder of the garden is taken up with weed
why do fundamentalists not use clubs and spears?
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They stick to just pointy objects that require no construction of course.
How did Godzilla (cartoon) stand up in the ocean but always only to "his" ankles?
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because any more water would soak the comic and make it unreadable
do all watch wearers have time on their hands?
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No, just those that wipe their butts with their cells phones.
Why do we own disgusting pets?
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Same reason you (may) have kids, they poop and want feeding it is a natural thing we need to break. Then society will fall and nothing would be left but idol.
If I have a 'hole in my shoe' does it keep letting in water even in the Sahara?
Old 'young ones' reference for those that remember Neil Neil orange peel....
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only if you have camel toes.
did you drop an 's' to end up in the Sahara at Xmas time?
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Originally Posted by bigboab
Nice, would of done but it wasn`t that jolly, Santa was at the good childs house
If you poke a hole in time/space is it the same as cracking a C64 game in basic?
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