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    they have, we just turn them upside down to open

    why do the people who stuff Teddy bears not face criminal charges?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Because they were just hungry, that is not a crime (in many countries)


    Why do elevators go down?

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    to try and make them a misnomer

    are all referees informers because they keep whistle blowing?
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    No they all suck and don`t blow but keep it quiet*


    Why don`t dolphins and whales evolve legs and get out of all the flushed out waste we and other air breathers dump on `em in the sea?



    * I base this on never owning a whistle but assume sucking action would also work????
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    I guess the same reason why we can't breath under water

    Why is the term "Hamper" used for a laundry basket??

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    because people make a pigs mess of their clothing

    do people who turn their noses up drown in heavy rain?
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    Fairly sure their high brow acts as a guttering system

    Is a hole a vacant area of space within "stuff" or a just space with stuff around it?

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    a hole requires stuff around it, otherwise you would not be able to take it anywhere

    is a lava lamp made out of volcanic material?
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    No they make `em on Romulus

    If you could warp space for FTL travel would you make it a funny shape just for giggles?

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    i would warp it enough to produce fits if giggles


    if it was possible to travel in time could you arrive before you took off?
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