Only if you warp around the sun (and/or other large gravitational body, I`ll not exclude those lesser pulls) and also bring back a whale to save the earth.
Do dead pixels on our monitors go to heaven or hell?
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Only if you warp around the sun (and/or other large gravitational body, I`ll not exclude those lesser pulls) and also bring back a whale to save the earth.
Do dead pixels on our monitors go to heaven or hell?
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You need a practicing Atheist to answer that question correctly
Does rubber and eraser mean the same thing North America?
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only if you want a total wipeout
is water butt a misnomer
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Only if I parted it
Why don`t all bulbs light up?
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if they don't light up they grow up
if we land on mars will it melt the chocolate?
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It will burn some calories but mars will still be fat
If I get caught in reverse through a speed camera do I get a refund?
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if everything is in reverse the camera has not arrived yet
what have you done wrong when you get a cardiac arrest?
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you put your chest under a caterpillar track.
Why do feet stink?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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because you are not tall enough
why do some people scratch their heads when thinking?
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Originally Posted by bigboab
wrong!
because they are stuck in the ass.
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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