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answers in this section cant be wrong. some of them are meant to be silly. when I said you are not tall enough I meant your nose is not far enough away from your feet. perhaps the next time your nursery class finishes early may I suggest you look back through some of the previous answers.Originally Posted by dion09529
wrong!
because they are stuck in the ass.
Why do I have to?
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You really don`t but it makes me smile... oh the scratch thing, because it is a group collective response between host and the lice.... the lice know best so need consultation.
When H.R. dept tells you 'you`ve gone above and beyond' does that mean you are now lost in space and hence sacked without a pension?
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the scratch thing. I was taught at an early age to rub salt on the parasitical area. apparently when they lift their wee hands to rub their eyes, they fall off.
you have confused the penthouse with the paint house. you might not be able to draw your pension you will, however, be able to paint it.
why do we all reach the belt and braces age? its not as if I/we have anything to hide anymore.
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There is no age you have to reachWe aspire to get to the point where our trousers are too short and need holding up to show our socks.
Why do we conference call when there is nothing to discuss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ
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they just want to pear everybody up.
why is a house called a building and not an erection?
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Call it either, I usually go with home
As Mercury rises with heat why is it still so close to the Sun?
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because the sun is cheaper than most other papers.
does a hose pipe ban sound anything like a bagpipe ban?
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if everyone had sense we`d drown all the bagpipes in a reservoir and then ban hose pipes so they stay buried
Can I coin a phrase if I only have notes on me?
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depends what is written on the notes
what do the Trump children call a fart?
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Yes that is just too easy.... Dad.... but you knew that was coming
Do logic gates have locks?
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We aspire to get to the point where our trousers are too short and need holding up to show our socks.
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