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    yes, because not many people use them

    do Robins know they have an orange breast as opposed to a red breast?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    They are usually reliant on yellow. (only works if you are English and watched 'Only fools and horses' and a few other bits)


    If my memory lost a bit would I crash or just need a stable 5V boost?

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    if your memory lost a bit you could recover it if you know the drill (p.s. how would you know you had lost it)


    if your roof leaks should you slate the builder?
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    Not sure as I like leaks, just big long onions and good in a stir-fry.

    Why do we have post-it notes when you don`t send them?

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    it is just an excuse to fire the messenger

    do paperboys go all soggy when it rains?
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    No they are not yet of age, but the papergirls do get moist (yeah bit pedo but it did seem just on the line as funny)


    If I pull my socks up to my calfs does that mean I will succeed?

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    no! the only thing that succeeds is a budgie without teeth


    if you fall in the street can Thomas Cook charge you for the trip?
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    If they own the pavement and you are economy then I would suggest yes. Anyway it was probably more fun than you would of had with the kids in Spain anyway so except the costs and claim via some scam site shite that appears in every UK advert

    When I climb higher does my weight change?

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    if you are moving away from the scales, yes

    why does you clothes not shrink when you get older?
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    I suspect it is a cunning design so that we get more sun exposure around the ankle area and mid-rift to boost Vitamin D. Another government conspiracy to save on NHS costs.

    Has anyone ever caught a fly when fly fishing?
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