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    if you fly fish in this area you are done for poaching

    if Eskimos call their houses igloos what do they call the toilets?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    if Eskimos call their houses igloos what do they call the toilets?
    Very handy, or maybe just a fishing hole afterwards

    Does bait ever get it`s own back?

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    only if it pees against the wind

    if you ask for a dozen rolls in a bakers why don't you get thirteen?
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    Well there are budget cuts which do affect dough.... maybe on a Friday you could get a 13 batch but then you`d be chopped up with a chainsaw

    Should we worship our desktop icons? My recycle bin one rates high but I`ve not committed yet

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    where do you get them from? you should always be aware of geeks bearing gifs

    does the winner of a one horse race get all the prize money?
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    Depends if it makes it to the finish line I guess.

    When you can`t grow facial hair does it make it OK to put McDonald's trays under your rear wheels with hand-break on and spin out down at your local super market carpark? Come on you know you`ve tried it before being 30 years the wiser

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    I was born with facial hair, I have, however, turned a car over when I was in my teens. no McDonalds in sight.

    if a teenager comes out in spots is he gradually becoming gay?
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    Hey they can come out any way they like as this is the 21st century but Clearasil clearly hates them.

    Would plastic surgery help Morph?
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    I add picture as only old UK people would get the reference
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    Plasticine surgery? I understand.

    on the same subject would Morph creep up some walls? He would if he was aye screaming. Walls, ice cream, forget it.
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    Shite, not sure where to go with that one (missing ref between Tony Hart and Ice cream I think).... yes he would if you throw him high enough :S


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