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    No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.

    What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
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    5.30 a.m. to see if I was still alive


    why do we drive on a particular side of the road?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Gribley's Avatar On a hate list
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    As cars only work when on top of the road surface

    Why don`t chickens with boneless breasts keep collapsing?

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    they use the new uplifting bras


    why did the chicken cross the Rhode?
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    To get to the other-side of the causeway

    When you roast a chicken will it give up any useful intel?

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    Only if you stop the rotisserie to let her cluck

    Better..

    When you roast a chicken will it appreciate the humor?
    Last edited by shaina; 07-01-2017 at 12:19 AM. Reason: Is there a male chicken??

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    chickens have no sense of humour otherwise they would stop crossing the road

    where do crusaders go on their day off?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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