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    No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.

    What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    5.30 a.m. to see if I was still alive


    why do we drive on a particular side of the road?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    As cars only work when on top of the road surface

    Why don`t chickens with boneless breasts keep collapsing?

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    they use the new uplifting bras


    why did the chicken cross the Rhode?
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    To get to the other-side of the causeway

    When you roast a chicken will it give up any useful intel?

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    Only if you stop the rotisserie to let her cluck

    Better..

    When you roast a chicken will it appreciate the humor?
    Last edited by shaina; 07-01-2017 at 12:19 AM. Reason: Is there a male chicken??

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    chickens have no sense of humour otherwise they would stop crossing the road

    where do crusaders go on their day off?
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    To Walmart renewing their armor.

    What will happen if we send a robotic probe in a black hole?
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    The patient will remember when it was done by a doctor and his finger and be thankful technology moves on

    Why has this year gone a lot quicker than the last one

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    The fishes ate the tail.

    How many times are you flushing the toilet while/after poop?
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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