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its because some people act stupid at parties.
Shay- I was travelling back from Toledo to new York to catch my flight back home. After travelling from Toledo to Dallas to the Keys to Kentucky by car. Going through 20 states in the process. Includes one speeding ticket in Florida.This was over forty years ago.
what is the point of voting if three people wearing wigs can overturn 17 million voters? (it is a silly question)
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The pretense of having an opinion keeps the masses happy
Why did they have to come up with a crap slogan i.e. "Brexit"?
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because half the people don't know what it means
what is this s lump everyone is talking about?
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I didn`t know my sex life was so public
Can a ripple effect be found in a Mr Whippy?
(may have gone a little too English on this one)
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depends what Mrs Whippy says.(handcuffs may be involved
Are we only allowed a whiplash when the wife is driving?
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Believe a tounglash is a pre-requirement to any claim against a spouse, after that whips may be involved
How high up do you have to be to have a corner office in the Pentagon?
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it would be very difficult because all the occupants have their heads in the clouds
why is a vacuum cleaner not lighter than a gravity based item?
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It is all the dust and cat hairs it collects which has own mass
Shock statement of my day ".... than a gravity based item"
Could you decorate a black hole to make it more pastel correct?
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is that not a racist comment? did you mean a star with overwhelming gravitational pull?
you would need a large ladder and a giant brush.
how would you get there?(in a white van?)
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Glue candy on the rear doors and tell the kids to push.
Why are socks forbidden?
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