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But are we all in a zoo already, so the animal zoo is just a concept for us humans when we are actually being observed in our own little galaxy fishtank. I blame E.T. and the speak and spell corporation for not knowing how to spell colour
If a lightwave was Mexican would it jump up 'n' down in the seat?
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it would need a tidal wave to move a Mexican
does a hose pipe ban play Handel's water music
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No but my tap does however prefer some soft rock.
If you tap a conversation and leak the information do you need a legal plumber?
Last edited by Gribley; 05-12-2017 at 09:25 AM.
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not if you flood the papers with fake news
if an electrician gives you a shocking bill has he failed?
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If the amplitude of the bill was low enough it`ll just burn a bit but you`ll get over it.
Why are radioactive particles given a half life, is it because we generally can`t x2 to work out when they really die?
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50% of us are given a half life, the other half tell us what to do.
who collected all the animals for Noah?
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Was not so much the collection but those that managed to pass customs
Do golf balls like it in the rough or prefer to be sunk?
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I don't like golf balls, I cant dance.
are they called caddies because of tees?
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I`ve watched Caddyshack (therefore an expert) and there was no tea just TNT
When my grass grows over 3" long is it an illegal blade (UK thing)?
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you will need to go on a corridor train to smoke it
is the grate wall of china made of cheese?
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