only if they went Dutch
Why are some women called stars when they don't have a twinkle?
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only if they went Dutch
Why are some women called stars when they don't have a twinkle?
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cuz they are only safe to look at from a distance
Why do all toasters have a setting which burns your toast to ashes?
Last edited by Darth Sushi; 03-21-2014 at 06:55 PM.
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they are made by bakers
why do people drink more than they can manage?
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RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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They manage, just NOT with grace.
How much is too much?
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Helter Skelter
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a lil bit.
We'll die someday?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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who are we?
what was the count of monte cristo total?
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i for imaginary number since it's a work of fiction
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
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you would be escorted to the nearest mental facility after you got treatment for scratches.
What did happen?
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RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Gotta love the interwebs:
Is there anything NOT online?
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bloody trains
Should we bring back teaching in schools and colleges?
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