Ugly souls are not allowed in the UK so it couldn`t happen, well apart from anyone with an EU passport or just like to jump in the back of a lorry.....
If fish have fingers does that mean they can type?
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Ugly souls are not allowed in the UK so it couldn`t happen, well apart from anyone with an EU passport or just like to jump in the back of a lorry.....
If fish have fingers does that mean they can type?
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no because they cant see very well, they have a birds eye.
talking about fish, do they weigh themselves on their own scales?
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Sure they do but fake the weight readings when they tell ms fish
As we are doing a theme, as fish have tails does that mean they are great anecdotally at a dinner party?
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yes, everybody could have a whale of a time
are all fishermen taxed on their net profit?
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No, they don`t have to pay further tax on their nets (just the gross fish). Doesn`t matter how many fish they *cough* didn`t catch over the quota
If I have a bunch of holes and some string can I make my own net?
Last edited by Gribley; 08-16-2016 at 08:37 PM.
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no. it is a profession to connect them.(wonder how they store the holes?)
are car park attendants born or invented?
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I believe they re-spawn from those coin meters
If you used a spoon on an electron shell would you get any yolk?
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only if you use it as an eggsample of how to split the atom
if you fill in uniforms will you get a benchmark?
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I guess if you are fat enough and are in a race? (sorry I tried to work out the underlying reference but couldn`t)
What flavour are Jellyfish?
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the taste will send Chivers down your spine
who conceived jelly babies?
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