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Do corporate scumbags ever have a moment of realization that their lives are void of meaning?
only when jail is imminent
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
only the nuts
is taking the rise out off someone an euphemism?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Actually its call a Leg Amputation.
Why is a "stroke" considered a golf term?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
It's not as crude as a tosser
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
it is because they do not wash
where does the wind go, other than up my kilt?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
hot air balloons (immediately after passing through your kilt)
Which is the other side of the street?
Last edited by Darth Sushi; 07-11-2015 at 11:56 PM.
the side where you started helping the chicken across the road
how much is too much?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
When you wake up in jail with a cellmate named Bubba who keeps staring at your arse.
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Last edited by Darth Sushi; 07-12-2015 at 08:55 PM.
because they know you are not listening
can you freeze steam?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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