No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.
What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.
What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
5.30 a.m. to see if I was still alive
why do we drive on a particular side of the road?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
As cars only work when on top of the road surface
Why don`t chickens with boneless breasts keep collapsing?
they use the new uplifting bras
why did the chicken cross the Rhode?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
To get to the other-side of the causeway
When you roast a chicken will it give up any useful intel?
Only if you stop the rotisserie to let her cluck
Better..
When you roast a chicken will it appreciate the humor?
Last edited by shaina; 07-01-2017 at 12:19 AM. Reason: Is there a male chicken??
chickens have no sense of humour otherwise they would stop crossing the road
where do crusaders go on their day off?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
To Walmart renewing their armor.
What will happen if we send a robotic probe in a black hole?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
The patient will remember when it was done by a doctor and his finger and be thankful technology moves on
Why has this year gone a lot quicker than the last one
The fishes ate the tail.
How many times are you flushing the toilet while/after poop?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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