A life worth living
If an obese person had a film made would it be called 'Life in the fast lane'?
A life worth living
If an obese person had a film made would it be called 'Life in the fast lane'?
Last edited by bigboab; 05-31-2014 at 05:26 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Only if he felt uncomfortable about his weight. (..and was a humorous sort.)
Why do we always forget are keys when leaving?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
because you cant unlock your memory without them
do police dogs get paid overtime?
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no, I heard they just get their standard biscuit at the end of a longer day.
When don't police dogs bark?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
when they are typing reports
where does water run uphill?
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Any photo of it you turn upside down.
Where is it coolest?
Last edited by Stehle; 07-11-2014 at 06:03 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
on the top
Why do we lock the garden shed when we want rid of half the stuff that it contains?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
to hide the clutter
Why do psychics never win the lottery?
the selection machines are not stupid?
where do birds shelter when it rains?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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