Whats Ur Relationship Status?

[UKMan]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 10:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 10:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan

Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull&#33;

I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.

Just a friendly warning.
However it was the best sex of my life&#33;
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think


Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious

[SniperInTheShadows]

I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol

Only problem is that i&#39;m absolutely crap (I don&#39;t know what to say and am just too shy to ask the serious Q&#39;s ) when it comes to chatting up women, and the one&#39;s I do actually get the courage to ask out alway&#39;s have BF&#39;s (well, my last didn&#39;t thankfully, though perhap&#39;s I should say unfortunately given her attitude lol), make&#39;s a guy start believing something&#39;s not right with himself

Sniper.

[Honey]

cute guys cute...

i understand what you mean though strangely.. its not much different from my perspective...

though even the thought of getting married again is enough to make me break out in hives&#33;...

i think im better off not thinking... B)

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by UKMan+23 November 2003 - 05:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 23 November 2003 - 05:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:56
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan

@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.

Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.

Peace
UKHandyMan

Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull&#33;

I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.

Just a friendly warning.
However it was the best sex of my life&#33;
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think


Peace brotherdoobie

The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious [/b][/quote]
Ahhhh........Its almost like sex with a virgin.
The memory brings tears to my eyes. :&#39;(


Peace brotherdoobie

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol

so u want her to carry them in her purse?

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+23 November 2003 - 10:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 23 November 2003 - 10:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol

so u want her to carry them in her purse? [/b][/quote]
hahaha Depend&#39;s on what your refering to as her &#39;purse&#39; there

Sniper.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+23 November 2003 - 10:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 23 November 2003 - 10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@23 November 2003 - 10:18
<!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows

@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don&#39;t want the world by the ball&#39;s though, I want a woman making the most of them lol

so u want her to carry them in her purse?

hahaha Depend&#39;s on what your refering to as her &#39;purse&#39; there

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
the bag she carries around her shoulder whilst shopping at the mall....meanwhile, you&#39;re back at home balancing the checkbook, wondering where the hell all your money is goin&#33;

i am so glad i&#39;m single - and u need to be as well&#33; how old are you (if u don&#39;t mind me asking) -

[Lamsey]

Happy

[J'Pol]

The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.

I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.

Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).

[Lilmiss]

been dating a drunken bum for about a year and 7 months.
oh god, the agony.