Which music is your favourite?

[shaina]

I can tell you that I have not manipulated her in the slightest. We have been wonderful, close friends for over 6 months now. No exploitation. We are actually very good to each other.
But tell me there isn't something incredibly hot about being able to decide what I want each night. Will definitely keep my imagination going.

And there is no credit card transaction on your end
I do watch a lot of Two and a Half Men, but i don't think of mimicking it..If it floats your boat, all the best to you, just not my thing!!
The other question is she sends you photos, i assume you do the same?? To me that is scary!! Even if you say it is in good taste...Too much of a trail....
And just thinking my daughter just turned 20, not something i would like her to be doing??(has a boyfriend for 3 years now, good kid and i golf with him)



Do you think she swallows??

[megabyteme]

And there is no credit card transaction on your end
I do watch a lot of Two and a Half Men, but i don't think of mimicking it..If it floats your boat, all the best to you, just not my thing!!
The other question is she sends you photos, i assume you do the same?? To me that is scary!! Even if you say it is in good taste...Too much of a trail....
And just thinking my daughter just turned 20, not something i would like her to be doing??(has a boyfriend for 3 years now, good kid and i golf with him)

Can I have her email address?

I find your watching of Two and a Half Men reprehensible...

Nope. She has never asked my age or for a pic. She really knows everything else about me, though. I find it kind of nice that someone can befriend another without that information- basing everything simply on our interactions. Somewhat of a Beauty and the Beast foundation. Although I don't think it's really fair to call her a beast... :p

[shaina]

Can I have her email address?
I find your watching of Two and a Half Men reprehensible...
Nope. She has never asked my age or for a pic. She really knows everything else about me, though. I find it kind of nice that someone can befriend another without that information- basing everything simply on our interactions. Somewhat of a Beauty and the Beast foundation. Although I don't think it's really fair to call her a beast... :p

Sure it is [email protected]
And i like to watch stupid comedy before i go to sleep(or pass out because i can't fall asleep), also watch Til Death, and The Exes..And a few others..

So now she is willing to send you pics of herself and you don't have to give any personal info or pics?? Something strange there
Again have you really qualified that she really is a she and not a he-she?? or worse Johnny Law!!

And really she knows you are married and have children and raise farm animals?? And you really think she is normal and all there?? You may be some kind of sweet talker, but lets be real here!! Something just doesn't smell right??
I mean you turn all women upside down they all look the same , Unless Macky tells us he has found one that goes left to right instead of back to front, To me trying to save the princess from the Ape holding here hostage in Donkey Kong is just as entertaining....And it stabilizes my marriage as well....
I am thinking you are going through mid life crisis way too early

[megabyteme]

I'm telling you, she knows everything about me except age and appearance. She is not unique in that sense. Women are not very visual. They want attention, to be desired, be appreciated, and feel good. Basically, I just say the exact opposite of what I'd say to you guys here.

I can *definitely* say that she (and others) are all female.

Yes, this is cheaper than a sports car. And my wife wouldn't let me have a sports car.

[shaina]

I'm telling you, she knows everything about me except age and appearance. She is not unique in that sense. Women are not very visual. They want attention, to be desired, be appreciated, and feel good. Basically, I just say the exact opposite of what I'd say to you guys here.
I can *definitely* say that she (and others) are all female.
Yes, this is cheaper than a sports car. And my wife wouldn't let me have a sports car.

Funny i have not taken my Lexus out of the Garage yet Been driving my wife's truck all summer....

Funny and very true story for you , and it may make you feel more normal LOL!!! I have a very close couple that we are friends with He just turned 78 (married 3 times), and his wife is only 50, is that weird?? In my opinion for him no!!(trophy wife) for her?? Well yes(Daddy issues)..

Now not revealing your age and me knowing it and her never asking it and she really is 21, i can say without any doubt there is something wrong with her!!
Why do i say this?? Even if you are in fantasy land, and you are without a doubt feeling very manly and having a good time, if it is every spilled that you are old enough to be her dad!! , what do you think would happen??
It is like going to a porn site and on the side advertisements, they offer Milf or Teen dating sites to join?? There must be a few people that do try, but i can honestly tell you i am not one of them...But i like to look at the pretty videos , but not fond of the bestiality ones



A Fuckin Great!! song to blast in the backyard on a nice summer day!!!

[megabyteme]

Honestly, I know this one would not freak out. Unless she is *really* poor at math, she knows that I am married (and have been for quite a while), have a house, she knows that I am finishing my 2nd MA (and knows the other areas of studies I've had), knows I had rough years *before* finding my way to college, knows that I have 6 y/o kids, etc. She would have to know I am *at least* in my late 30's, if not early 40's. Remember, we have been close (daily interactions) for the past 6 months.

EDIT- I have 6 yo kids. Say 4 years married before. Have a 4 y degree. Have a 2 y degree. Have another 2 y degree. Say 5 rough years before school. And start with a 20 y base leading up to school. That's a total of 43. Granted, some of those years could overlap, but still. The info is there.

I can say that there are women who are drawn to the fatherly type. *That* is my superpower.

What I found interesting is that when I was an intern at the Writers' Center last quarter, I had several early 20's students (mostly* female) stay with me long after their sessions were over. A couple killed an extra hour with me.

*True fact: One who hung out with me was a natural female who identified as a male. Seriously cool, tbh.

[shaina]

It is very interesting Meg, and i wish you the best always, and if it keeps you sane and in the thrill all the best to you, and i really mean that

And the 78 year old is actually a camp director, and funny that all these young mommies dropping off there kids are in love with this guy, and i have known him for many years , my kids went to his camp and also worked there as well. To me he dressed like Richard Simmons, and kind of looked like an older version, but i can tell you without a doubt he was a Pussy Hunter!!!, and not the young kids ever!!, but the mommies were always in his thoughts, and he met his last wife in the country club. I get what you are saying, and i do know it happens all the time that younger girls/women fall for older guys, especially when they have really good personalities...That would never happen with me because i am an Asshole in real life LOL!!(but my heart is really bigger than my mouth), so again it is not that i don't believe you, because i really do. Again it is just not my thing, I like hearing the stories, they are very entertaining, but it will never happen in my life...

Now that last statement??? Are you saying it was a She-He

[megabyteme]

Now that last statement??? Are you saying it was a She-He

More of a far-end tomboy. I don't think 'he' has any intent of becoming physically male. But was a really interesting, nice person. Was born female, just 'gender identified' as a male.

[shaina]

More of a far-end tomboy. I don't think 'he' has any intent of becoming physically male. But was a really interesting, nice person. Was born female, just 'gender identified' as a male.

Does she walk around with a anal plug and a strap on?? Or she just keeps them in her purse??


PS. sorry i was away for a bit, i was changing the interior light in my over the stove microwave, what a pain in the ass!!

While i had the grill down i cleaned it too, and i can tell you i have not taken it apart in over 10 years. What a mess of grease that was trapped in it.. Plus you had to have woman hands to get at the light bulb and a ton of sharp edges on the grill/grid, i cut the shit out of my hands
The bulb was out for months and i had the urge to fix it....

[IdolEyes787]

I'm telling you, she knows everything about me except age and appearance.

A fat version of Marty Feldman?


This is Feldman with his actual wife, so proof that it's not so much the cards you are given but how you play them, Meg.

Spoiler: Show

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Women are not very visual.

That can't be right as I'm sure I saw a woman just the other day.