Man with no arms or legs

[mjmacky]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?

Really bad at hand/footjobs?

Don't matter, just hook her up to a paint shaker.

[Holden13]

Whatda call a Chinese woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?



Irene


Sorry, I'm politically incorrect. Sue me.

[sci]

Well dang! One I haven't heard 'afore! Thank you for that.

[Holden13]

Whatda call an electrician with no arms or legs?




Sparky.

[megabyteme]

I'd think 'Shorty' would be a little better.

[Artemis]

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?











Eileen.









What do you call her mother?





















Marlene.