A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like penises. "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain."Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like penises. I don't like it," he says. The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
"Well, shiver me timbers and blow me down!" Talk about 'taking it on the chin'...
...and that's more than the prolific posters on FST can say, because... well, they're prolific posters on FST.
First woman on the moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "You know what the problem is."
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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