Those who cannot do,laugh.
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They did rout St. Lucia in earlier games, which must have really really hurt those Islanders.
I'm currently confused about following Netherlands. The Spanish team seemed to fall apart when Casillas was making one error after another. Their only goal was a penalty kick, and the previous champs lost their first group game 5-1. I'm itching for both of their next matches.
As far as the Spanish goalie goes, who has earned his standing in the past, football can be as cruel to age as child pornography.
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I think it's crazy how many "upsets" and last-minute-goals there have been so far (who would have predicted England, Italy and Spain all not reaching the knockout stage?)
That goalie switch was absolutely genius. Completely caught Costa Rica off guard. Krul dove correctly every shot, and having a massive reach doesn't hurt either. I'm still not a huge fan of using penalty kicks to decide games, but since Netherlands largely played better most of the game it wasn't a huge deal this time.
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If a team loses because they didn't increase their goal differential by 1, then no real complaints can be made when they lose out in a penalty kick shootout. The winners of said shootout can't really go around bragging either. In the end, goalie vs. goalie is best.
Alternatives:
watching an exhausted group of men being murmured on by a worn out crowd
a fucking coin toss
a boxing decision
Regarding that last one, I think decisions should be made by letting boxers exchange free shots to the cheek, and the first one to go down loses. I mean, they've already signed up for getting punched in the face.
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Yes. I do think that is a better alternative. The question in my mind is not of "does the team deserve to win if they can't increase the goal differential" but more of "are penalty kicks an accurate depiction of which team plays better soccer?" Soccer is a team game. Penalty kicks are not.
Perhaps they could reduce the number of players on the field in overtime? And then after 30 minutes, turn it to golden goal?
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