we love independence day
lets make the Atomic Bomb so the whole world can see how pretty fireworks are.
just murca
...and that's more than the prolific posters on FST can say, because... well, they're prolific posters on FST.
And that is why the American continent is so big, to spread the weight around proportionately.
America is the only continent that needs steel re-inforcing.
When someone holds a party in San Fransisco, the tremors have been felt as far away as Honolulu.
The San Andreas fault developed in line with American Obesity.
The extended period of darkness in Winter isn't down to shorter days, but due to masses of Americans all putting their clothes out to dry, which restricts the light getting to the Earth.
To call an American fat is an understatement. If they got any bigger, they'd be a challenge to the Moon's claim to be the only stellar body orbitting the Earth.
True North and Magnetic North used to be the same, until obese America started weighing one side of the planet down.
One American weighs the same as 100,000 Chinese.
Last edited by TheFoX; 09-28-2014 at 10:39 AM.
Originally Posted by OlegL
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