Just got called into a meeting and was given my letter along with poorly worded criteria for reasoning.
Four and a half years I’ve been here, watching the company slowly bleed money. I’ve seen CEO’s, branch offices, operating systems and fellow employees come and go. Personally harassed 3 female receptionists, broken countless servers, and stolen countless licensed software. Drank my bodyweight in coffee on a daily bases, looked at over a million cat pictures with hilarious captions and spent 14 hours a week on busses for the pleasure of doing so.
Perhaps I’ll go back to the thug life though apparently it can’t be chosen? Or perhaps I’ll go home, get high and play GTA – the possibilities are truly endless…
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