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Thread: Nice Pair Of Gloves

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    OOPS!

    A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday.
    They hadn't been going out very long so he thought
    long and hard before remembering that on their last
    couple of dates she had complained her hands were cold.

    So he decided a pair of gloves might be appropriate,
    not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful.

    Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they
    went to Harrods and he bought a stylish pair
    of cream coloured leather gloves. At the same time,
    the sister bought a pair of knickers and they
    both asked for their purchases to be gift wrapped.

    Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up
    and the guy left with the gift wrapped knickers
    and the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves.

    The boyfriend, without checking his package,
    decided to deliver his present in person,
    but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she wasn't in.

    So instead he posted the present through her front
    door accompanied by the following note:-

    Happy Birthday Darling,
    I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed
    you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out
    in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister,
    I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she
    wears short ones & they're easier to pull off.

    I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the
    shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past
    3 weeks & they're hardly soiled at all.
    I had her try on yours & 'though a little tight,
    they looked really smart. She said that the material helps
    keep her ring clean & shiny & in fact she hasn't had to wash
    it since wearing them.
    I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you
    myself, as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them
    before I see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them
    in my hand over the coming year.
    When you take them off, remember to blow into them, as they
    will be a little damp from wearing.

    I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my love,
    Dave

    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
    with a little fur showing.

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    should be in funny stuff as it that is what it is.

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    got this in an email bout 7 years ago -

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    suck ma big fat one

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    Why did the sister want her knickers gift wrapped?

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    Originally posted by Nightwolf@24 November 2003 - 16:08
    Why did the sister want her knickers gift wrapped?


    good question
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    :rtfm:

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    Originally posted by RapFan@24 November 2003 - 07:01
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    huge_nob knows more about computers than you do...take my word
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