So, problem solved.
I'm afraid I couldn't wait for the authoritative answer from FST and instead created 146 different threads on WebMD about vaginas desperately looking for the wisdom of idle housewives. The most helpful answer I got, and the advice I ultimately followed was "punch her in the cunt". It does now seem that the last thing on her mind is the itch. Bravo.
Wins this thread.
This is the most ridiculous advice I've ever heard about FST or the internet in general. Shame on you.
Playing doctor is fun, especially the Downtown Doctor.
Just like the NSA, I'm compelled to copy everything I want to.
Sounds bad
Dirty .. def dirty
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