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    If you want to know about our Dave, you have the facility to read back It's epic. But that's Dave.

    He deleted a fuckload of his post but myself and other cunts quoted them anyway so they're all there for the most part. It's really not that interesting. Just some ex-squaddie having a mental breakdown on the internets.
    Ex-squaddie certainly fits the bill for our Dave. Any idea when he served, or which regiment?
    I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.

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    Ex-squaddie certainly fits the bill for our Dave. Any idea when he served, or which regiment?
    I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.
    Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybonehead View Post
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    I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.
    Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.
    How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.
    How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.
    Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybonehead View Post
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    How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.
    Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?
    You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

    That's all I remember.

    P.s. She likes Bukowski.

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    Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?
    You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

    That's all I remember.

    P.s. She likes Bukowski.
    *High five*

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

    That's all I remember.

    P.s. She likes Bukowski.
    -can be talked into going pantless on the subway

    -has incredibly poor taste in men

    -has leanable balustrade near her apartment
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.
    Holy shit, you can't go around using first names like that! Dave says that's against the bored rules, and will destroy her private life...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybonehead View Post
    You're the one dragging out Dave's pain. You almost sound like him.
    You can leave me the fuck out of this, I tried to warn you, but you're an internet hardman, so you knew better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

    That's all I remember.

    P.s. She likes Bukowski.
    -can be talked into going pantless on the subway

    -has incredibly poor taste in men

    -has leanable balustrade near her apartment
    I wanted to ask what the deal is with the balustrade? Is that one of your Dave's aspirations? Does he see himself preaching from a parapet?

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