Where's manker

[chalice]

Yes, of course such a report to the police might have fallen a wee bit flat when they read the posts where you and her threatened to kill me first.

I think you'll find we never threatened, we conspired. There's a difference. It was my birthday and I made a palpable joke about having my fully incarcerated brother murder you. Good times. First and only.

Every second post of yours contains a death threat, Dave. Strangely, everyone is still breathing.

How's your mum's lung rot?

[billybonehead]

Yes, of course such a report to the police might have fallen a wee bit flat when they read the posts where you and her threatened to kill me first.

I think you'll find we never threatened, we conspired. There's a difference. It was my birthday and I made a palpable joke about having my fully incarcerated brother murder you. Good times. First and only.

Every second post of yours contains a death threat, Dave. Strangely, everyone is still breathing.

How's your mum's lung rot?

Well, this is all a little tit for tat. We won't be murdering our Dave, but we will be ruining his already shambolic real life.

[OhNoYouHavent]

I think you'll find we never threatened, we conspired. There's a difference. It was my birthday and I made a palpable joke about having my fully incarcerated brother murder you. Good times. First and only.

Every second post of yours contains a death threat, Dave. Strangely, everyone is still breathing.

How's your mum's lung rot?

No you threatened. Then went all childlike when the threats didn't achieve the results you expected, but were instead returned.

Hows that childlike whining about being treated as you treat others working out for you?

[chalice]

I think you'll find we never threatened, we conspired. There's a difference. It was my birthday and I made a palpable joke about having my fully incarcerated brother murder you. Good times. First and only.

Every second post of yours contains a death threat, Dave. Strangely, everyone is still breathing.

How's your mum's lung rot?

No you threatened. Then went all childlike when the threats didn't achieve the results you expected, but were instead returned.

Hows that childlike whining about being treated as you treat others working out for you?

Well, I have no immediate desire to murder anyone, so better than you, I suppose. After I single-handedly won the Modern Irish War Of Independence and exploded the Brits out of Ireland, I tend more towards artistic pursuits, Dave.

I'm currently making a mosaic from your mates' guts, depicting you hiding behind some bunker wall while they're all getting blew to fuck. By me.

Damn that war.

[billybonehead]

I could point out that there's a reason why I was banned by manker immediately after you revealed the truth about her instigating it with that creepy PM. There's a reason why she was on here so early to ask manker to ban me. The reason is fear, she suddenly found herself fearful of what she'd created, because she knows me, and she knows I have damaged everyone who ever tried to bully me.

Put your dick away sunshine.
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[chalice]

billybonehead, there's no point coming on here being obtuse. We need data. Loads of it.

Now, you might think I'm a dick. That's perfectly natural. I am. But I'm an extremely proficient dick. Drip-feeding tweets just won't cut it in this place. We've already eviscerated Dave on every conceivable level. To the point where we're perpetually surprised that he hasn't killed himself yet.

If these Daves truly are one in the same, Dave has just shot up past the boiling point of international money laundering and fraud. He isn't really that clever. As evidenced by his posts on this board. I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just a bit incredulous.

[billybonehead]

billybonehead, there's no point coming on here being obtuse. We need data. Loads of it.

Now, you might think I'm a dick. That's perfectly natural. I am. But I'm an extremely proficient dick. Drip-feeding tweets just won't cut it in this place. We've already eviscerated Dave on every conceivable level. To the point where we're perpetually surprised that he hasn't killed himself yet.

If these Daves truly are one in the same, Dave has just shot up past the boiling point of international money laundering and fraud. He isn't really that clever. As evidenced by his posts on this board. I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just a bit incredulous.

We have all the information we need. Just needed further clarification as to whether your David was Jezza's David, but it appears not, therefore this thread is void now. Also, if you had been paying attention, you'd know that we've already pointed out that it appears that our Dave is just an IT bitch within a far wider operation. Our Dave is certainly no mastermind.

[chalice]

billybonehead, there's no point coming on here being obtuse. We need data. Loads of it.

Now, you might think I'm a dick. That's perfectly natural. I am. But I'm an extremely proficient dick. Drip-feeding tweets just won't cut it in this place. We've already eviscerated Dave on every conceivable level. To the point where we're perpetually surprised that he hasn't killed himself yet.

If these Daves truly are one in the same, Dave has just shot up past the boiling point of international money laundering and fraud. He isn't really that clever. As evidenced by his posts on this board. I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just a bit incredulous.

We have all the information we need. Just needed further clarification as to whether your David was Jezza's David, but it appears not, therefore this thread is void now. Also, if you had been paying attention, you'd know that we've already pointed out that it appears that our Dave is just an IT bitch within a far wider operation. Our Dave is certainly no mastermind.

So you're going to apologise to our Dave, then?

[billybonehead]

We have all the information we need. Just needed further clarification as to whether your David was Jezza's David, but it appears not, therefore this thread is void now. Also, if you had been paying attention, you'd know that we've already pointed out that it appears that our Dave is just an IT bitch within a far wider operation. Our Dave is certainly no mastermind.

So you're going to apologise to our Dave, then?

No. As you've previously stated, he's a cunt whose methods of harassment are identical to our Dave (who's also a cunt) and we certainly won't be offering him any apologies for putting him in jail.

[chalice]

So you're going to apologise to our Dave, then?

No. As you've previously stated, he's a cunt whose methods of harassment are identical to our Dave (who's also a cunt) and we certainly won't be offering him any apologies for putting him in jail.

Fair enoughski. Just checking.

You do feel like a bunch of spastics, though, right?