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Thread: What movie to watch on an airplane?

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    Going on a flight soonish, suggest some movies that will keep me entertained. No airplane disaster films please. I don't wanna watch Flight, United 93 or Snakes on a MoFo Plane.
    Porn's probably out too, do need some fat sweaty guy beside me drooling over my shoulder. I don't think the airline would approve either. Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.

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    Why not make a porn yourself with one of stewardess in the washroom?

    Quote Originally Posted by mkfree View Post
    Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.
    What I've seen in Hollywood is that all stewardesses are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing
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    Dude. Uncool. They're called flight attendants.

    But yeah, they are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing. Hollywood wouldn't lie to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatcdfan View Post
    Why not make a porn yourself with one of stewardess in the washroom?

    Quote Originally Posted by mkfree View Post
    Not sure about Virgin Airlines, they seem to let you do anything.
    What I've seen in Hollywood is that all stewardesses are qualified whores ready to go to washroom with anyone willing
    They'll do anything except give you a bag of peanuts. Nut allergies.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I think you're confusing Hollywood with the San Fernando Valley.

    Also not that I'm expecting a reply as the OP's other two posts are "Hi guys" and "Hiya" but are movies that keep you entertained on airplanes different than movies that keep you entertained elsewhere? Less need for attention maybe?
    A little clarification,not to mention insight into what you like might help.

    Again,though I'm not really expecting any as this is clearly an "add one post count" thread.Not that's there's anything wrong with that I'd just like to know exactly how badly I'll be wasting my time before going any further.Or if as I'm guessing you're British then simply pick anything with gangsters in it or is a period piece that is overly long and boring as hell but got nominated for a bunch of Oscars.
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    I recommend that OP download some recent Al Jazeera television, play it so that others can hear, and repeatedly look around nervously while praying.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I recommend you Air Crash Investigation; it'll help you to fix the airplane while flying in case things will go wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    boring as hell but got nominated for a bunch of Oscars.
    You stole my thought on this. Never liked any movie that gets nominated for Oscars.

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I recommend that OP download some recent Al Jazeera television, play it so that others can hear, and repeatedly look around nervously while praying.


    Also, Wear a T-shirt that has Arabic Calligraphy on it.
    Last edited by whatcdfan; 02-20-2015 at 09:50 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatcdfan View Post
    Also, Wear a T-shirt that has Arabic Calligraphy on it.
    ...in the shape of WTC.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I'm going to start posting useless files in the NZB section and not responding to anyone who complains about them.

    Quid pro quo,Clarice.Quid pro quo.
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