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    We're in the qualifiers stage, but we don't give a fuck who's playing who. The most important thing is who will play Canada. Will they qualify to the World Cup in Russia? Oh btw, this is soccer not hockey!

    Canada received a bye in the first round and will face most likely Nicaragua into the second round (first leg on home ground in Toronto on 08 Jun 2015). Nicaragua began the qualifiers Monday defeating Anguilla 5-0 and the second leg will be just a trip.

    Now, Nicaragua is one of the most insecure place to go on this planet, so Idol must prepare for this adventure (guns, grenades, napalm bombs etc).
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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    The most important thing is who will play Canada.
    I'm fairly certain no one in the history of the world has put those exact words together in that order before.

    BTW, ho is the "we" in your other sentence, Dion? Where are you from, anyway?
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    We, the Earthman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    We, the Earthman.
    You can't be one of us as I'm pretty sure the only thing likely to utter the term "Earthman" would be an alien.Nice try though,Great Gazoo.

    Btw watching soccer is only just below flying Germanwings on the things I'm most looking forward to doing.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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    CONCACAF second round (first legs) for Russia 2018

    7 June
    Nicaragua-Suriname 1-0

    10 June
    St. Vincent and the Grenadines-Guyana 2-2

    Antigua and Barbuda-St. Lucia 1-3
    Curacao-Cuba 0-0
    Aruba-Barbados 0-2

    11 June
    Dominican Republic-Belize
    Dominica-Canada**
    St. Kitts and Nevis-El Salvador

    12 June
    Guatemala-Bermuda
    Puerto Rico-Grenada

    * Return legs of the second-round series will take place between 14 and 16 June
    ** Don't know why I thought that Canada will play against Nicaragua. I can't wait to see canadians winning , but for that would mean to wake up in the middle of the night. Or maybe I'll watch women's world cup as a prelude before the match kicks off.

    http://issuu.com/fifa/docs/issuu_eng...26632/13330150

    Other news.

    Asian qualifiers

    Second round: A total of 40 teams (teams ranked 1–34 and six first round winners) will be divided into eight groups of five teams to play home-and-away round-robin matches. The eight group winners and the four best group runners-up will advance to the third round of FIFA World Cup qualification as well as qualify for the 2019 AFC Asian Cup finals.

    Matchday 1

    Thursday 11 June

    Group A:
    Malaysia-Timor-Leste 1-1
    Saudi Arabia- Palestine 3-2

    Group B:
    Bangladesh-Kyrgyzstan 1-3
    Tajikistan-Jordan 1-3

    Group C:
    Hong Kong-Bhutan 7-0
    Maldives-Qatar 0-1

    Group D:
    Guam-Turkmenistan 1-0
    India-Oman 1-2

    Group E:
    Cambodia-Singapore 0-4
    Afghanistan-Syria 0-6

    Group G:
    Laos-Myanmar 2-2
    Lebanon-Kuwait 0-1

    Group H:
    Philippines-Bahrain 2-1
    Yemen-Korea DPR 0-1

    *All matches involving Indonesia have been cancelled as a result of the suspension of their Football Association.
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    I know you made that up because a lot of those places aren't even real countries.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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    Just look up "places no one would ever go to willingly" on Google. I expect you will find most of Dion's list. The countries they seem to be playing have border and/or genocide feuds with each other, so that's gotta make being a referee a bit stressful.

    Which makes this:
    *All matches involving Indonesia have been cancelled as a result of the suspension of their Football Association.
    all the more interesting. What would Indonesia have to do to get suspended?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I know you made that up because a lot of those places aren't even real countries.
    Couldn't agree more. Take a look to the UK. There are 4 historical regions affiliated to FIFA: Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland.
    Recently, I found out that South Sudan got its independence, following a referendum that passed with 98.83% of the vote. Here are the voters:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_...outh_Sudan.jpg


    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    What would Indonesia have to do to get suspended?
    http://www.goal.com/en/news/745/fifa...pended-by-fifa


    Latest results:

    11 June
    Dominican Republic-Belize 1-2
    Dominica-Canada 0-2
    St. Kitts and Nevis-El Salvador 2-2

    12 June
    Guatemala-Bermuda 0-0
    Puerto Rico-Grenada 1-0
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    To be fair a lot of cattle also vote in the States.



    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post

    Latest results:

    11 June
    Dominican Republic-Belize 1-2
    Dominica-Canada 0-2
    St. Kitts and Nevis-El Salvador 2-2

    12 June
    Guatemala-Bermuda 0-0
    Puerto Rico-Grenada 1-0
    Does this mean we won because football's complex system of nothing ever happening can be confusing at times.

    I've also been watching a bit of the Women's World Cup and have come to the conclusion that I would be a lot more interested if the women were better looking.
    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 06-13-2015 at 04:43 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    It's all Meg's fault.

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    CONCACAF Qualification - 2nd round

    June 14
    Cuba-Curacao 1-1 (0-0)

    June 15
    Belize-Dominican Rep. 3-0 (2-1)
    Guyana-Saint Vincent and The Grenadines 4-4 (2-2)
    Saint Lucia-Antigua and Barbuda 1-4 (3-1)
    Barbados***-Aruba 0-3 (2-0)

    June 16
    Bermuda-Guatemala 0-1 (0-0)

    * First leg results are placed between the brackets
    ** Bold teams have qualified for the next round
    ***Barbados eliminated from World Cup qualifying after fielding ineligible player in the second leg of their victory over Aruba.


    AFC Qualification - 2nd round

    June 16

    Group A
    Timor-Leste - U.A.E. 0-1
    Malaysia-Palestine 0-6

    Group B
    Bangladesh-Tajikistan 1-1
    Kyrgyzstan-Australia 1-2

    Group C
    Bhutan-China 0-6
    Hong Kong-Maldives 2-0

    Group D
    Guam-India 2-1 !!!
    Turkmenistan-Iran 1-1

    Group E
    Japan-Singapore 0-0
    Cambodia-Afghanistan 0-1

    Group F
    Taiwan-Thailand 0-2

    Group G
    Laos-Lebanon 0-2
    Myanmar-South Korea 0-2

    Group H
    North Korea-Uzbekistan 4-2
    Yemen-Philippines


    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    Latest results:
    Dominica-Canada 0-2
    Does this mean we won because football's complex system of nothing ever happening can be confusing at times.
    Not yet. According to fifa.com you'll play tonight the second leg in Toronto.
    Last edited by dion09529; 06-29-2015 at 08:39 PM.
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