What's your favorite cocktail?

[Something Else]

A warm glass of shut the hell up.

[JPaul]

I like a thing we call a "pint of cider"

It's a half pint of cider mixed with a half pint of cider.

[Something Else]

:earl:

Best cawktail by a brazzilion miles. Only £3.50 ($88.95) too.

I like a mineral water. Half fizzy, half still.

[JPaul]

Do you prefer the top half fizzy or the bottom.

I have you as a fizzy bottom man.

FFS I've turned into Noel fecking Edmonds.

[Something Else]

House party at yours then.

[JPaul]

Manker - "I was up my sister's last night ... wahey."

Not a good comment at a funeral.

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[JPaul]

No that wan't it

Manker's Dad - "I was up your sister's last night"

Manker - "Wahey"

I stand by the rest of the story.

[Something Else]

I'm one man short in Dumbarton for this evening. Do you know anyone available at short notice.

[Mr. Mulder]

I was downstairs in the bar here in Dublin, sat with work people and one of the natives at the next table turned to me and said kujuwaaamudrinfurusthere. I said sorry what? He said duyunojuswaamudrinijllbebaa. I said uwotm8? This went on for some time, turned out he needed a piss and wanted me to watch his drink. He could have just said that the first time

[JPaul]

I know lot's of men, though whether they would be "available" at short notice on a Saturday knight is another thing.

Are we talking some sort of gigolo type gig or something else.