Yes. The chap Mulder is talking to sounds perfect for the job.
Please pass on my card.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Yes. The chap Mulder is talking to sounds perfect for the job.
Please pass on my card.
Now go away.
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
He said he'd be happy to tarmac your .jpgs
Fat Secret Agent
You got drunk enough to understand him ... quality.
Alcohol, God's universal translator, or something else.
The good thing is, it even works for atheists. That's how nice the God you don't believe in is.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Agnostics aren't so sure if it works or not however.
Now go away.
Fat Secret Agent
Strangely the drunker they get the more they understand other drunks.
Ergo it works even if you don't believe in it.
It's really a faithless non-placebo in a weigh.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Or a short-cut to avoid effort.
Now go away.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
I've seen when two guys each get broken translations at the same time- never goes well for anyone besides their dentists.
"Dewyuhavethatime?"
"Myfaaaathergaaaavemeeeethiiiiswaaaatch!" (Coincidentally, ALWAYS the guy who has needed a dentist for a long while)
"DidIaskthatmate?"
[This escalates for 45 minutes]
*Honor is defended in a US foreign policy-like manner*
Morel of the store, eh, is that Gawd has a sense of humor and lykes to mess with the Irish and give money to Jews.
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Fat Secret Agent
Ambiguity ftw.
Fat Secret Agent
Why would He mess with his followers and give money to people who don't believe in Him
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
He obviously works in mysterious wheys, but history shows He's never sided much with the Irish, but the Jews have backdoor dealings with just about everybody. Probably hooked Him up with a deal on a nice blood diamond for Mrs. Gawd.
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