
Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
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Highly implausible scenario.
1. Too steep to climb. - Charter a Chopper
2. Poor cell reception. - Donated money (got a tax receipt) to use Nasa's satellite in the earths atmosphere SAT PHONE
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink. - Brought caterers in separate chopper (tax receipt!!)
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill. - Brought dozens and ones hit bad got the caddy to climb up and down to retrieve them
5. Since Sherpas went Union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.- Can always find help (legal or not)
6. The Greenbergs are vacationing in the Hamptons this summer, why must you
always make us look bad?!!!- The new nouveau riche thing to do , and people will follow
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