Idol doesn't realize this, but he's been under house arrest for decades. Deemed unfit to be a productive member of society, he is in court ordered isolation. His cars were taken away and it was expected that he'd simply starve out, but it seems he found a bicycle. Unable to find real sustenance nearby, he has resorted to acquiring vegan 'cuisine' (whatever that is). His internet access was reduced down to CNN, torrents, and FST. Again, it was assumed that he'd starve intellectually and go batshit insane. Okay, we'll call that implementation successful.
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