Favorite way to get your DRUNK on?

[IdolEyes787]

I've recently discovered adding absinth to margaritas made with gin. Does the job quickly.

What do you drink when you have a desire to get drunk to the point where you wake up with a frightened cat/hobo/woman in your living room, and you go "I don't know any of you..."

And how often do you feel the urge to do this? I've been drinking quite a bit for the past 5 nights now, which I do not regret.

EDIT- Let's also add to this "glorious drunk munchies".

-Doritos were freakin' AWESOME last night

-Nissan Premium Noodles made with chicken broth instead of water is always good

-Fried wings with Franks, sriracha, honey, lime juice, cilantro is SERIOUS win (based on this recipe)- basically Frank's Wing Sauce instead of the vinegar and tossed on wings. Sour cream ranch as a dipping sauce.

Mid-life crisis.Never a pretty sight.

[megabyteme]

Mid-life crisis.Never a pretty sight.

Tell me about it. I always heard about fat, balding men running out and picking up chicks- I just never expected I'd be doing that (literally) at the farm store.

[shaina]

Kale and broccoli salad with oil olive and salt.
The best part is that I can still see my feet.

Fuck your Feet!! as long as you can see your dick , soft or hard , that is all that matters

Everything can be shutting down and as long as the MR. Winkie is working, everything is Honky Dory!!!

I can tell you I am going to die happy!!!

PS. Kale chips suck ASS!!!

[shaina]

Mid-life crisis.Never a pretty sight.

Been there Done that....

My analogy with women is... if you turn them all upside down they all look the same
And I have seen lots (lookie no touchy)

[shaina]

Mid-life crisis.Never a pretty sight.

Tell me about it. I always heard about fat, balding men running out and picking up chicks- I just never expected I'd be doing that (literally) at the farm store.

Should be easy for you... You do live in the US right??

[IdolEyes787]

PS. Kale chips suck ASS!!!

In total seriousness, most people's taste buds suffer from desensitization and so they are forced to continue to slop on a bunch of unhealthy sauces to compensate.

Ever watch that show Surivor? No of course you don't because you're cool and only watch superhero movies but after being deprived of enough food for a few weeks when they finally get a meal they are universally like "that was the best shit I ever ate".Well my life is always like that.

[shaina]

PS. Kale chips suck ASS!!!

In total seriousness, most people's taste buds suffer from desensitization and so they are forced to continue to slop on a bunch of unhealthy sauces to compensate.
Ever watch that show Surivor? No of course you don't because you're cool and only watch superhero movies but after being deprived of enough food for a few weeks when they finally get a meal they are universally like "that was the best shit I ever ate".Well my life is always like that.

No that is incorrect I don't just watch Superhero movies , I watch comedies and dramas and some documentaries too
But in all honesty I truly dislike reality shows of any kind, and don't watch or follow them....

So what are the meals served to these people??

PS. I also chew tobacco so my taste buds are really shot...And I judge a good meal by how much heartburn I have after
or how good the Dump is

[IdolEyes787]

At least I'm consistent in my misspelling. Draino. For cleaning out plumbing. Base is the opposite of acid on the PH scale.

A swing and another miss.

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[megabyteme]

Yeah, yeah, I corrected that in the post below. I just drink it, I don't read the label, like.

[IdolEyes787]

Based on this. or the other way around in reverse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

And suddenly mass shootings in a movie theatre don't seem so bad anymore.