Favorite way to get your DRUNK on?

[TheFoX]

I could drink like a fish in college.

Do fish go to college? Besides, whatever they learn would be forgotten about within 3 seconds, or is that just goldfish?

[TheFoX]

Oh I see. So it's some kind of Lemon Party promotion thing.

You've got it in one.

[megabyteme]

I could drink like a fish in college.

Do fish go to college? Besides, whatever they learn would be forgotten about within 3 seconds, or is that just goldfish?

I forgot.

[IdolEyes787]

Do fish go to college?

School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.

[IdolEyes787]

For instance... Tomorrow I am teeing off at 6.30am, and while I am cleaning my clubs in the garage at 5am, I will be having at least 3 Smirnoff's then. Now in Canada they do not serve liquor until 11am, which means I will have 5 more bottles in my bag, plus a cold water bottle full of vodka and lemonade(I hold the club soda), which will have 12oz of vodka, and a splash of lemonade to add the flavor I am looking for..(and if my back gets sore I will throw in a Percocet as well)

I would inform you that you're an an alcoholic but I'm pretty sure you already know that.

At least have the decency to feel guilty that in one day you drink what the average Cambodian family of alcoholics drinks in a year.

PS. Idol..... I would take your advice about Something Else, but really what good would it do?? .

Consider it like therapy for the soul as there aren't any baseball bats available.

[megabyteme]

Do fish go to college?

School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.

Poor bastard 'Merkin fish are drowning in debt. Can't even escape through tankruptcy.

[Something Else]

Do fish go to college?

School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.

:drumroll:

[megabyteme]

I would inform you that you're an an alcoholic but I'm pretty sure you already know that.

At least have the decency to feel guilty that in one day you drink what the average Cambodian family of alcoholics drinks in a year.

When I started this thread, I was not expecting anyone to answer "breakfast".

[shaina]

I would inform you that you're an an alcoholic but I'm pretty sure you already know that.
At least have the decency to feel guilty that in one day you drink what the average Cambodian family of alcoholics drinks in a year.

I actually consider myself as a summer Alcoholic....And your comparison with Cambodian's is mute

I just got home nd not hit the hot tub yet, but to give the update... Started at 530 am with 2 double vodka lemonades, and brought 3 Smirnoff's and a thermos cooler bottle.....
10oz of vodka and filled the rest with lemonade(holds just over 2 cups of liquid).
I shot 82(sucks I didn't break 80!! 3 putted 3 greens!!!), and killed everyone. So my winnings were $10 and it cost me $23 for breakfast. Over all it was a great round of golf..
But I think I may need advice how to start up and make money in the Landscaping business to get ahead ....

Time to relax in the hot tub for a while and maybe have a few more drinks to relax....Then after my nap I will be back...

As my people would say on this glorious day Good Shabbos!!!!
Have fun everyone....
Shay

[IdolEyes787]

....And your comparison with Cambodian's is mute

I'd make a joke but at this point I have no idea what he's talking about.Still nothing vultured nothing gained.

Wasn't there something in Lord of the Rings called Entmute?

OK that's all I got.