Favorite way to get your DRUNK on?

[Skiz]

Over 11? Who the fuck says that? Did you drink 12 or not? And considering Smirnoff has 5.5% abv, that's like drinking 20 beers.

I once drank 32 beers in about three hours.

I remember standing in the middle of a campfire and someone telling me I should move and very little else.

Btw that bit about alcohol being highly flammable.Total bullshit.

I could drink like a fish in college. Massive amounts. I even completed to 100/100 once. (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes; trust me its tougher than it sounds)

[shaina]

...but drinking over 11 Smirnoff's...

Over 11? Who the fuck says that? Did you drink 12 or not? And considering Smirnoff has 5.5% abv, that's like drinking 20 beers.

Not Canadian beer

11 in my belly putting on 18 with 12 sitting in the cart for the ride back to the clubhouse , sorry I didn't explain with greater detail

[shaina]

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I could drink like a fish in college. Massive amounts. I even completed to 100/100 once. (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes; trust me its tougher than it sounds)

I didn't tell that story for people to be impressed , or even get a congratulations . I was just explaining the differences I have from drinking Smirnoff Ice and drinking Beer.
And I don't do that every time I play golf (but it is close to that amount), and it is my preference of drink on a nice sunny day on the course.

For instance... Tomorrow I am teeing off at 6.30am, and while I am cleaning my clubs in the garage at 5am, I will be having at least 3 Smirnoff's then. Now in Canada they do not serve liquor until 11am, which means I will have 5 more bottles in my bag, plus a cold water bottle full of vodka and lemonade(I hold the club soda), which will have 12oz of vodka, and a splash of lemonade to add the flavor I am looking for..(and if my back gets sore I will throw in a Percocet as well)

So after my round and relaxing in my hot tub for a few hours, then I will have a nap, and after all of that I, will post my score and my cash winnings here for anybody that is interested to see..

PS. Idol..... I would take your advice about Something Else, but really what good would it do?? Some people think they are smarter than the rest of the world and end up cutting grass, or become landscapers. All I can say is good luck, and try to be pleasant.

[shaina]

I prefer to think of myself as an independent owner/operator.

[shaina]

Besides, if you suck a lemon, you'll need Lemon Aid to help take the bitterness away.

And I also add vodka....

[shaina]

On one hand, we get that his speeling sucks. On the other, some of it can be pretty funny.

When you speak to people there is no spelling mistakes.... That is my preference. And the new generations today have no idea how to have a live conversation, everything is texted and typed into some sort of machine. They can be at a the same house or party and instead of talking to each other they I message or text...(abbreviations and there own language)
Verbal skills have gone to the toilet....That's what makes me an old Dinosaur today!!!!

[megabyteme]

On one hand, we get that his speeling sucks. On the other, some of it can be pretty funny.

When you speak to people there is no spelling mistakes.... That is my preference.

That is how I read your posts. I have a strong feeling I would be able to pick you out of about 4 or 5 people talking, all of whom I've never heard speak before. You write the way you pronounce.

Truth be told, I prefer to write since it gives me time to edit and clarify. Speech does not afford that luxury.

Carrion, mi frend.

[shaina]

When you speak to people there is no spelling mistakes.... That is my preference.

That is how I read your posts. I have a strong feeling I would be able to pick you out of about 4 or 5 people talking, all of whom I've never heard speak before. You write the way you pronounce.

Truth be told, I prefer to write since it gives me time to edit and clarify. Speech does not afford that luxury.

Carrion, mi frend.

That's me... Quick on the fly..... Slow on the draw

[shaina]

Meg..

The way my sleeping habits have been, I might as well start drinking now and forget about the 1hr sleep I will end up with, before I get picked up in the morning

The fancy stainless steel bottle I have holds just over 2 cups of liquid...12oz of vodka(topped with lemonade) should give me a little buzz right??

[shaina]

Fuck off.

This is the shortest, and by far the most to the point post I have every seen you make or make sense

It is amazing how two words can just do so much or mean so much.....